Canine Letter to God

 

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never
bless mine. So... I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my
bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old
story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride!
I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename
the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest
and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the
moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle
across the street!

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up
our minds what NOT to order? Or is it that thing about carpets again?

Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a
feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid
dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm
innocent?

Sincerely,
the Dog

Author Unknown