Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell
another? Where are their priorities?
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they
bless mine. So... I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill
bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy
the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
If a dog barks his head off in the forest
and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling
moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle
across the street!
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
our minds what NOT to order? Or is it that thing about carpets again?
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have
feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this
dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm